Monday, January 18, 2010

笑話三則

Dan
醫院覆診, 在休息室等候中,
走吓走吓,
得番我同一對疑似巴藉的母子,
那個疑似三, 四歲的男孩很可愛,
很喜歡他們那長頸鹿般長眼睫毛的大眼睛!
因為得番我地三個人,
小朋友開始走近我, 笑笑口咁用隻小手搖吓我.

我問: What's your name?
小朋友: Dan.
我問: How old are you?
小朋友: Dan, Dan.
我重覆: Dan, Dan.
小朋友又繼續: Ten, Ten.
(吓? 冇理由十歲架? 更加冇理由十個月??)
我重覆: Ten? Dan?
小朋友又: Dan... Dan...
(係 Dan 定 Ten 呢?)
小朋友再: Dan... Ten...
(講咩呀....)
我忍唔住問佢阿媽: Can he speak English?
佢阿媽: No.
(咩呀.........)
我再問佢阿媽: What's the meaning of Dan?
(係咪巴基斯坦文 say hello 呀??)
佢阿媽: Dan is his cousin's name.
我: ..............
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超載
係深圳睇一個新樓盤,
好多人, 佢地係唔識排隊兼爭先恐後.
好彩尚算去咗個有揸 lift 員,
每次一喝啲人就會停步唔迫入黎.

在 lift內.
內地人: 會唔會超載?
揸 lift 員: 不可以, 超載會報警.
內地人: 如果超載會怎樣?
揸 lift 員: 超載會報警.
內地人: 那超載多少人算超載??
揸 lift 員: .........
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瓜老襯
我: 瓜瓜的花名會唔會係西瓜?
星: 唔會, 會叫老襯.
我: 吓?
星: 即係瓜老襯~
我: ............. 乜嘢老豆黎架........

3 comments:

BABY said...

點會有D咁既老豆架??

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